Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Mr. Spit is arrested.


This is the news that after collected the saliva of some 200 little girls for more than 17 years, "old man spit" has been arrested. 

1 :名無しさん@涙目です。(大阪府):2011/06/14(火) 15:57:06.37 ID:0iLYArut0 ?BRZ
女児から唾液収集 「つばくれおじさん」逮捕 200人分のテープや容器を押収
55 year old Tosihiko Mizuno, unemployed, was arrested in Tokyo by the Police Force for Ensuring the Safety of Women and Children, or Sakura Police as they are commonly called, on suspicion of engaging in lewd activities. He is charged with calling out to little girls on the street and on the pretense of doing a research project involving saliva, video taping the girls as they spit into a film case. 

According to the police, the suspect Mizuno is recorded as having confessed, "I wanted to make the girls my own, but I couldn't take them home with me, so I took their saliva as a human souvenir. I must've called out to 4000 little girls in the last 17 years.

Let's see the Japanese response!

24 :名無しさん@涙目です。(鳥取県):2011/06/14(火) 15:59:12.76 ID:R8pNhWNS0
無害だから許してやれよw It's harmless, let him off

33 :名無しさん@涙目です。(大阪府):2011/06/14(火) 15:59:51.41 ID:eiKIJM4B0
わしのヨダレでよかったらナンボでもあげるがな  If he wants it I'll give him all of my drool that he wants.

37 :名無しさん@涙目です。(大分県):2011/06/14(火) 16:00:05.95 ID:56yq1WMz0
Normally you would drink the saliva, but he's actually preserving it. Amazing!

46 :名無しさん@涙目です。(大阪府):2011/06/14(火) 16:00:30.13 ID:A83bozhj0
Well, it's pretty perverted, but he's not committing any sexual crimes, and he's getting the permission of those spitting ... I think we have to say this guy is a real gentleman.

49 :名無しさん@涙目です。(東京都):2011/06/14(火) 16:00:33.04 ID:wTy+JC260

and it's not like he isn't doing some sort of research with spit 

Let's learn Japanese! 
唾 tuba


  1. Good that you post it also in English!

  2. Thanks for the translation,s this story is quite odd. But the guy realy wasn't doing any harm i guess

  3. There are some weird and perverted stories that come out of Japan. It's definitely a different culture in a lot of ways.