Thursday, June 16, 2011

Light Truck plows into group of Children on their way to School

18歳少女、軽トラ運転中に集団登校中の妹に手を振る→そのまま児童の列に突っ込む

This is the story of an eighteen year old girl who waved to her little sister on the way to school, and then rammed into a group of children with her light truck. 

1 :名無しさん@涙目です。(大阪府):2011/06/16(木) 12:23:02.13 ID:4AprdXqC0 ?BRZ
登校中の児童が軽トラにはねられ重傷 恵那、運転の少女逮捕


In Gifu Prefecture, on the 16th at 7am, a group of 11 primary school boys were hit from behind by a light truck operated by an 18 year old girl. Amongst the boys some were hit hard in the abdomen and sustained severe injuries. The girl was arrested on the suspicion of driving with a suspended license.
http://www.chunichi.co.jp/s/article/2011061690113822.html

 Let's see the Japanese response!

15 :名無しさん@涙目です。(群馬県):2011/06/16(木) 12:25:29.03 ID:8Yej2NGO0
18歳女で軽トラwwww随分と男前だなwww 

lol an 18 year old girl in a light truck, she's a real man isn't she lol

19 :名無しさん@涙目です。(福井県):2011/06/16(木) 12:25:55.03 ID:fJEaY7ev0
車は自分が見ている方向に進むからな
気を付けろよ。
てもう遅いけど。
Cars go in the direction you're looking, so you should be careful.
I guess my warning was too late though.

23 :名無しさん@涙目です。(神奈川県):2011/06/16(木) 12:26:28.23 ID:63nglfrv0
シャバの空気に手を振ったんだろ
She was waving goodbye to her freedom.

24 :名無しさん@涙目です。(中部地方):2011/06/16(木) 12:26:40.51 ID:76HRrZdt0
児童からしたら笑顔で手を振りながら軽トラで突っ込んで来られる
わけだから マジこわいか あれっこれってアブナイの?の
どっちかだったろうな
From the kids point of view a young girl was smiling and waving to them as her light truck came hurtling at them. That's gotta be really scary.

31 :名無しさん@涙目です。(鹿児島県):2011/06/16(木) 12:27:08.94 ID:9e7JMa+z0
この妹間違いなく学校でいじめられるだろw Her little sister is gonna get bullied at school for this

28 :名無しさん@涙目です。(チベット自治区):2011/06/16(木) 12:26:56.73 ID:BYc9eRpN0
姉のせいで妹は虐められ不登校に
姉は仕事をクビになり風俗へ
Because of her big sister the little sister will be teased and become a truant
The big sister will be sacked and become a whore

Let's learn Japanese!

マジ怖い mazi kowai
Really (fucking) scary

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Filler and more Anime News

Tomorrow if everything goes according to plan there should be a translated news post like normal.

Until then, here's a video introducing the upcoming Japanese cartoons for the Summer 2011 season.


Maybe you recognise some cartoons returning with a second series, if you're really into Japanese comics maybe you see some of your favourites being animated for the first time.

I know Japanese cartoons are so popular throughout the world that "anime" and "manga" are international words now!

Let's learn Japanese! 
漫画 manga (漫 funny +画 picture)
Comics 

Schedule Change


Due to a legal kerfuffle the editor of this blog regrets to inform you that daily updates may not be possible for some time.

We will still continue to bring you all the best translated news articles from Japan, but at a less frequent pace.

Let's learn Japanese!
申し訳ありません mousiwake arimasenn
My sincerest apologies

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Mr. Spit is arrested.

17年間で約200人もの女児の唾液を集めていた「つばくれおじさん」逮捕

This is the news that after collected the saliva of some 200 little girls for more than 17 years, "old man spit" has been arrested. 

1 :名無しさん@涙目です。(大阪府):2011/06/14(火) 15:57:06.37 ID:0iLYArut0 ?BRZ
女児から唾液収集 「つばくれおじさん」逮捕 200人分のテープや容器を押収
55 year old Tosihiko Mizuno, unemployed, was arrested in Tokyo by the Police Force for Ensuring the Safety of Women and Children, or Sakura Police as they are commonly called, on suspicion of engaging in lewd activities. He is charged with calling out to little girls on the street and on the pretense of doing a research project involving saliva, video taping the girls as they spit into a film case. 


According to the police, the suspect Mizuno is recorded as having confessed, "I wanted to make the girls my own, but I couldn't take them home with me, so I took their saliva as a human souvenir. I must've called out to 4000 little girls in the last 17 years.
http://sankei.jp.msn.com/affairs/news/110614/crm11061415470031-n1.htm

Let's see the Japanese response!

24 :名無しさん@涙目です。(鳥取県):2011/06/14(火) 15:59:12.76 ID:R8pNhWNS0
無害だから許してやれよw It's harmless, let him off

33 :名無しさん@涙目です。(大阪府):2011/06/14(火) 15:59:51.41 ID:eiKIJM4B0
わしのヨダレでよかったらナンボでもあげるがな  If he wants it I'll give him all of my drool that he wants.

37 :名無しさん@涙目です。(大分県):2011/06/14(火) 16:00:05.95 ID:56yq1WMz0
普通はその唾液を飲んだりするけどちゃんと保管してたってとこが凄いね
Normally you would drink the saliva, but he's actually preserving it. Amazing!

46 :名無しさん@涙目です。(大阪府):2011/06/14(火) 16:00:30.13 ID:A83bozhj0
いや、変態レベル高いし、性犯罪は自重してるし、本人の了承得てるし、えらく紳士的だな
Well, it's pretty perverted, but he's not committing any sexual crimes, and he's getting the permission of those spitting ... I think we have to say this guy is a real gentleman.

49 :名無しさん@涙目です。(東京都):2011/06/14(火) 16:00:33.04 ID:wTy+JC260
「つばの研究をしている」に関してはウソではないな 

and it's not like he isn't doing some sort of research with spit 


Let's learn Japanese! 
唾 tuba
Spit

Monday, June 13, 2011

Gundam AGE begins in October

Japan is now world famous for our cartoons. After Sazae san and Doraemon, you can't get anymore famous than Gundam!

Today's news is about the launch of a new Gundam series.


ガンダムシリーズ新作「機動戦士ガンダムAGE」、2011年10月に放送開始

1 :名無しさん@涙目です。(不明なsoftbank):2011/06/13(月) 17:48:20.45 ID:1Uywb0+z0 ?PLT
ガンダムシリーズ新作は「機動戦士ガンダムAGE」 2011年10月に放送開始
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アニメ制作会社「サンライズ」は6月13日(月)、ガンダムシリーズの最新作
「機動戦士ガンダムAGE(エイジ)」を2011年10月から放送すると発表しました。
これに伴い、作品やキャラクターの概要を掲載した公式サイトがオープンしています。
The animation company Sunrise has announced on the 13th of June that they will begin broadcasting a new Gundam series "Mobile Suit Gundame Age" starting from October, 2011.
Along with this announcement they have opened a public site with information about the new series and its characters.
http://mainichi.jp/select/biz/it/hatena/archive/articles/201106/4502.html

動画:
http://www.b-ch.com/ttl/index.php?ttl_c=101&mvc=3_21824_0_0

Let's see the Japanese response!

7 :名無しさん@涙目です。(dion軍):2011/06/13(月) 17:49:29.04 ID:h9ydwuca0
誰が見んの? Who's gonna watch this? 

17 :名無しさん@涙目です。(関東・甲信越):2011/06/13(月) 17:51:14.88 ID:VizKZb27O
見る前から漂う糞臭 Even before watching it, it stinks of shit

20 :名無しさん@涙目です。(徳島県):2011/06/13(月) 17:51:30.49 ID:8VrHqR1QP
発表会のキャプまとめ  Screenshots from the announcement

概要
1

PV
12

商品展開
34

799 :名無しさん@涙目です。(福岡県):2011/06/13(月) 18:44:49.84 ID:/jRfgs8S0
>>20
ターゲット層は小学生か。 What is their target audience elementary schoolers?

296 :名無しさん@涙目です。(東京都):2011/06/13(月) 18:10:34.63 ID:GpxrM1Jp0
>>20
どんな判断でこれGOしたんだよ真性なのか? Who okayed this? Are you serious!

676 :名無しさん@涙目です。(神奈川県):2011/06/13(月) 18:36:01.36 ID:6EuU0xrh0
>>20
別にガンダムである意味はないよな
今の子なんて娯楽多いからガンダムを魅力的に思わないんじゃないの
There's no real reason for this to be Gundam, is there?
Kids these days have enough entertainment anyway, they won't even be attracted to Gundam.


21 :名無しさん@涙目です。(奈良県):2011/06/13(月) 17:51:32.60 ID:RDq6M8410
ガンダムAGEはこうなる This is what's going to happen to Gundam Age

・DVDは売れない
・最初は文句言ってたが何だかんだでオタク共のファンは増える
・子どもはほとんど見ない
・玩具売り上げも例年通り 

The DVDs won't sell
People will complain a lot at first, but its nerdy fanbase will still increase

Children won't watch it
The toys will sell the same as every year

24 :名無しさん@涙目です。(岐阜県):2011/06/13(月) 17:51:51.32 ID:f/A8dms10
00を下回ることはないだろうな
いくらなんでも
No matter what happens, it can't be worse than OO




What are your opinions on this news? Have you seen a Gundam cartoon before?


Let's learn Japanese!

アムロ、行きます!こいつ 動くぞ!Night Ver 正面

This is Amuro, ready for go! ... This thing moves! 


What are your opinions on this news? Have you seen a Gunda
Did you know we have a full size Gundam statue in Odaiba? 

Note from the Editor: I don't know the English line for the famous phrase アムロ、行きます! 
So if you know it, please comment.